Monday, as I was preparing to step into the shower, I glanced up at the ceiling and noticed several "mildew spots" on the ceiling. Disgusted with my poor housekeeping skills, I grabbed a cloth to wipe them off and noticed, oh, about a trillion more all over the place. What?!
I grabbed my glasses a realized that the mildew spots were....wait for it..."MILLIONS" OF BABY SPIDERS!!!!!! NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
God gave me the strength to slaughter them all...but periodically 5-10 more will show up. An egg sac must have hatched somewhere in my bathroom after having been placed there by the mama while we were at camp.
Why is this happening to me??????