The week before our new Children's Pastor started on staff, the following conversation occurred at my home:
KARIS: Mom, when is that guy coming over?
ME: What guy, honey?
KARIS: That guy with the kids.
ME: You'll need to be more specific than that, babe...
ME: I don't know who you're talking about, Karis.
KARIS: (indignantly) Pastor Bob!! Our new children's pastor!!!!
ME: Oh, you mean Pastor Larry.
KARIS: Oh yeah. Dat's right.
Ah. Yes. Bob and Larry. When raising young children, you must be sure that your babel fish is good working order.